What's the problem? Look no further than the fairer sex. Yes, women are to blame. If they aren't already taken, every woman will be content to sit in her room, alone, and with the lights out, trying to figure out why guys never ask them out. They'll cry, study, or pig out, never once thinking about how it's their own damn fault.

Girls are to blame because they do nothing to help the guys out. It's always up to us to make the moves, to be aggressive. Girls think everything will work out well if they just act cute and play extremely subtle mind games on us. I'm sick of hearing from girls about how this one guy didn't ask them out even though they "dropped really big hints." What!? A "really big hint" to a girl is blinking once at a guy; it's so damn subtle that we never catch it.

Know what might make things better? If girls actually took the initiative and made the first move. What are they scared of? That we'll turn them down? So what. We get turned down all the time, but life still manages to continue. And hell, as long as the girls don't shoot too high, what are the chances of them being turned down? Little to none.

If the girls would just make the first move, then society as a whole would be better, because then both the lonely girls and the desperate guys would be getting some. That makes everyone happy. And if everyone is happy, then the chances of desperate guys going on insane killing sprees after being rejected are reduced greatly. Also, productivity at work would go up because studies have shown workers perform better when they're happy. Basically, if everyone were getting some on a regular basis, then the world would be a much better place to live. Why, I bet the only reason G-Dub wants to invade Iraq is because Laura isn't putting out enough.

So girls, the moral is: stop playing games, make the first move, and stop blaming guys for your inadequacies.