Stereotypes hurt. That's why we're exploiting them to their fullest.

A Shout Out To All of My Asian Brothers -- 3.18.03
I've been hearing a lot of talk recently about invading North Korea. Hell, I've heard people even go so far as to say we should restrict Asians from coming into the country. What the hell is this!? I am shocked and appalled at how many people are disrespecting my heritage!

I'd like to take the time here to give a shout out to all my Asian brothers across the world: don't let the Man (or "The White Devil," as I like to call him) keep you down! Stay strong, stay smart, stay small and efficient. People don't understand the Asian man's burden, and it's my job to set things right. From this day forth, I'll stop at nothing to get the respect that my Asian brothers deserve.

I've recently started up a new organization, which I hope to use to further my goals of stoping the Asian player-hating that goes on in this country. The BAAP (Brotherhood for the Advancement of Asian People) strives to stop the hate and increase the love for my Asian brothers.

The thing that makes the BAAP so good is that we accept all different kinds of Asians. Chinks, Bucketheads, Dinks, and Japs are all accepted into the Brotherhood. All other groups could learn a lesson from us and the tolerance that we strive to get among the races.

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